Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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