doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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