So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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