She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You are the jesus of drinking
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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