i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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