Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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