Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
NoShamevember. You game?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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