You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Blood and glitter go together right?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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