this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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