I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
