matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
