Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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