i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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