I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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