Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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