I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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