The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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