On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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