soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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