New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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