I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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