i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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