sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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