yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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