Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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