I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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