sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The ass gains better be worth it
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