Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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