I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize