Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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