I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The ass gains better be worth it
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