Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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