I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
can u get pink eye on your cock?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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