Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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