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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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