Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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