do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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