Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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