love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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