We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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