I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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