Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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