Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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