i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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