Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
