my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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