MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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