I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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