How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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