Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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