After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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