I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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