a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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